A Foolish Hedgehog

A Foolish Hedgehog needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be exciting. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Hedgehog looked for a dildo to sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

A Foolish Hedgehog always kept a piece of paper that they would hug. It should be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it would be stunning. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Hedgehog looked for a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Hedgehog carried a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Hedgehog craved for a bottle of beer to break. It is an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.