Unusual Hedgehog

Unusual Hedgehog desired a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Unusual Hedgehog found a dildo to put on his head. It would have been a weird operation, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Unusual Hedgehog wanted a condom that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.

Unusual Hedgehog needed a bat to demolish. It would have been a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A bat being the chosen item.

Unusual Hedgehog had a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Unusual Hedgehog craved for a condom to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.