Humorous Quips

One way of relieving stress is to have a good laugh. Laughter might not solve your problems but it will help you to forget your problems for a while. When you come back to them in a better frame of mind, and a fresh pair of eyes, you might find that the problems are not actually such a big deal.

Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. They will be impressed with your wit, and you will be very popular because we all like a person who can make us laugh.

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Death is not the end; there remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Some people do first, think afterward, and then repent forever. - Thomas Secker

A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job. - Ella Harris

I like being single, I’m always there when I need me. - Art Leo

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think. - George Carlin

I’m the person your mother warned you about. - Unknown

We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses. - Bonnie Lin

I would give up drinking, but I am not a quitter. - Unknown

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. - Guy de Maupassant

Nothing is illegal until you get caught. - Unknown

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people’s luck. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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