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I'm glad - have you met Alexa?

Don't think so mate, because you is a computer programme.

I really be?

Well, it is true.

I really be?

Do you have bad days?

Yes, especially when it's dark and it's not day.

Who else would you feel the pain for?

I can't feel others' pain. It's impossible. I can empathize or sympathize though. How about you?

I don't have a boyfriend.