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in #humor7 years ago

Tinder Bio: I have a smile that will make any girl roll up her windows and lock all her doors

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Hey I know who you are! I have a video
Of you from my Uber Taxi

that guy would roll up his windows if he saw me

Hmm next guess

...after she chains you to a pipe in the basement. Gotta watch out for these Tinder girls.

oh we probably got matched based on our mutual interests then

Ha. The system works.

so you have to use the force.. ( jedi traf)

Approve @rival for wittness

a think maybe a jedi mind trick will do

Whats in your mind😉

I have the smile of a movie star. Jack Nicholson, to be exact. A cross between "The Shining" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

well I wouldn't want to meet her

are you earning on group or team base because your posts are worhless

that bad uh,

don't be jealous buddy :p

Lol.. What will it do to a guy

A face made for late night radio