Wow, what an introduction . . . You're English is better than mine; you clearly dance better than me (which isn't saying much--I'm a white guy that grew up playing ice hockey in Minnesota--that fact and dancing ability of any sort are mutually exclusive; You're clearly into the many of the same philosophies and ideas that I lean towards (and even if you were my polar opposite, you are highly intriguing). Теперь, как насчет того, чтобы приступить к делу (Я наполовину русский - Это хорошая половина меня). How about teaching me how to dance, many have tried, all have failed...Now, you could quite possibly be the "Most Interesting Woman In The World." a la the Dos Equis guy:

The cynic in me, however, has a sneaking suspicion that you're a 48 year-old, unemployed, sweaty, reeking of desperation fat guy that lives in his parent's basement in Cleveland....But we've bound and gagged the cynic so I have my fingers and toes crossed that you're real...and you can teach a white hockey player from Minnesota that now lives in Phoenix how to dance.....Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!