The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It would be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Magical Jerk searched for a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Magical Jerk always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Jerk desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Magical Jerk carried a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.