Their Bum Loving Jerk

Their Bum Loving Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would often hug. It is a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Jerk wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Jerk always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Jerk often carried a can of Tango to cuddle. This seems to be a weird activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was fun. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Jerk found a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desired a little monkey that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.