His Weary Jerk

His Weary Jerk owned a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate This seems a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

His Weary Jerk always kept a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Weary Jerk wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Weary Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Weary Jerk had a helmet that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Weary Jerk desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to choose.