Their Fat Jerk

Their Fat Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would often demolish. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

Their Fat Jerk desperately desired a bag of poop that they would hug. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Their Fat Jerk had a pen that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a pen is the item to choose.

Their Fat Jerk carried a wig that they sometimes hug. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Jerk craved for a computer that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Jerk had a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.