A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk wanted a lava lamp that they would demolish. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Jerk looked for a CD player that they would annihilate It might be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Depressed Jerk always had with them a computer that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

A Depressed Jerk desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk desperately looked for a dildo that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it