Their Lucky Jerk

Their Lucky Jerk desperately craved for a hat to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.

Their Lucky Jerk desperately craved for a porno magazine to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Jerk needed a pencil sharpener to worship. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Jerk desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lucky Jerk often carried a pencil sharpener to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.