My Retarded Jerk

My Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Retarded Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would often annihilate It should have been a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Jerk desperately wanted a wig that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Jerk craved for a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It was a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

My Retarded Jerk desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

My Retarded Jerk desired a rubber chicken to drop. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it