The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Green Jerk always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was exciting. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Green Jerk looked for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Jerk desperately wanted a sword that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

The Green Jerk owned a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Green Jerk desperately craved for a sponge that they would often drop. It would be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.