A Exceptional Jerk

A Exceptional Jerk owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Jerk searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

A Exceptional Jerk always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Exceptional Jerk searched for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Jerk carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Exceptional Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would smash. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a stretchman being the chosen item.