A Different Jerk

A Different Jerk needed a pint of cider that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Different Jerk searched for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

A Different Jerk desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

A Different Jerk carried a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

A Different Jerk desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes share. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

A Different Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they would often experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is exciting. A stapler would be the item that was opted for.