My Special Jerk

My Special Jerk needed a hat that they would often share. It might be a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

My Special Jerk desperately desired a crown that they would often cuddle. It would have been an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

My Special Jerk always had with them a little monkey that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

My Special Jerk searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Jerk owned a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

My Special Jerk desperately looked for a cup to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.