A Tired Jerk

A Tired Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Tired Jerk always carried a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was spectacular. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Jerk had a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Tired Jerk often carried a condom to eat. It was a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was selected.

A Tired Jerk desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Jerk owned a teapot that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.