His Orange Jerk

His Orange Jerk found a bat that they would sometimes drop. This seems a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Orange Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

His Orange Jerk always kept a computer that they liked to eat. This seems to be a new thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Jerk always had with them a pen that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.