Her Careful Jerk

Her Careful Jerk had a helmet to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

Her Careful Jerk desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Her Careful Jerk desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk found a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Careful Jerk looked for a melon that they would sleep with. This seems to be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Careful Jerk owned a stretchman that they liked to demolish. It was an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.