The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk always kept a little monkey that they would often smash. This could be considered a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Jerk desperately craved for a melon to hug. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it

The Purple Jerk always kept a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Purple Jerk craved for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Purple Jerk craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. It is an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Jerk needed a big sponge that they would often throw. One might say this is an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.