A Anxious Jerk

A Anxious Jerk desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

A Anxious Jerk always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Anxious Jerk looked for a porno magazine that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Jerk craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Anxious Jerk always kept a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Anxious Jerk found a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke having that done to it