Their Determined Jerk

Their Determined Jerk desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen thing.

Their Determined Jerk always kept a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Their Determined Jerk needed a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

Their Determined Jerk needed a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It is an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Their Determined Jerk desperately wanted a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Their Determined Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.