A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk desired a can of coke that they would put on his head. It should have been a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Boring Jerk found a set square that they would smash. It should be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square is the item to select.

A Boring Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. It might be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

A Boring Jerk always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

A Boring Jerk needed a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.