A Square Jerk

A Square Jerk always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was breathtaking. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Square Jerk often carried a CD player that they liked to break. It is a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Jerk owned a chocolate bar to sit and look at. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was exciting. A chocolate bar of all things.

A Square Jerk desired a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

A Square Jerk needed a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be miraculous. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

A Square Jerk often carried a mug that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it