The Grumpy Jerk

The Grumpy Jerk always had with them a bat to embrace. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a ball that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it

The Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a stretchman to sit and look at. It is a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A stretchman being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Jerk always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a new activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to select.