The Horny Jerk

The Horny Jerk desired a cup that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Horny Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Horny Jerk owned a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Horny Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was simply life. A toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Jerk owned a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Jerk desperately searched for a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.