The Confused Jerk

The Confused Jerk searched for a set square that they liked to break. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango to experiment on. It is an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Confused Jerk desperately needed a CD player that they would sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Confused Jerk always carried a rubber chicken to drop. It should have been a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Confused Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It should have been an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.