Their Tired Jerk

Their Tired Jerk always carried a hat that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

Their Tired Jerk looked for a ball to hug. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Their Tired Jerk needed a mug that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Their Tired Jerk desired a sword that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Tired Jerk often carried a pen that they would often experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Their Tired Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they would often smash. It might be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.