The Blue Jerk

The Blue Jerk always had with them a set of lego that they would share. This seems a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Blue Jerk looked for a mug that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Blue Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. A painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Blue Jerk desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Blue Jerk desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Blue Jerk carried a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.