Their Anxious Jerk

Their Anxious Jerk carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Their Anxious Jerk owned a bag of flour that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Their Anxious Jerk had a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Their Anxious Jerk always kept a crown that they would often sit and look at. It is a strange thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately wanted a cheese grater to share. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater of all things.

Their Anxious Jerk craved for a stapler that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is entertaining. A stapler is the thing to select.