The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk found a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Green Jerk desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Green Jerk found a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Jerk found a sword that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A sword being the chosen thing.

The Green Jerk wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Jerk found a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.