The Worrisome Jerk

The Worrisome Jerk found a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Jerk carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. It would be an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a cup to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Jerk had a sword that they would occasionally worship. It should be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk always carried a crown to share. It might have been a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.