His Funny Jerk

His Funny Jerk always carried a condom that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

His Funny Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

His Funny Jerk always had with them a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

His Funny Jerk found a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Funny Jerk desired a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.