The Lucky Jerk

The Lucky Jerk searched for a cup that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

The Lucky Jerk desperately desired a tomato that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Lucky Jerk always kept a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Lucky Jerk always kept a teapot that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Jerk wanted a helmet to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Jerk desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.