Big Jerk

Big Jerk always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It might be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Big Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Big Jerk had a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

Big Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Big Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Big Jerk desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.