A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk looked for a set square that they would often break. It was considered to be a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Jerk always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk had a can of Tango that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk often carried a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk found a mug that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A mug was the thing that was opted for.