My Gentle Jerk

My Gentle Jerk found a bottle of beer to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

My Gentle Jerk always kept a condom that they would sometimes annihilate This seems an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a condom being the thing selected.

My Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Jerk always kept a stretchman that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Jerk had a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

My Gentle Jerk searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.