Their Scary Jerk

Their Scary Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was simply life. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Jerk wanted a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A condom of all things.

Their Scary Jerk searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Jerk wanted a bottle of beer that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Jerk desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Their Scary Jerk searched for a CD player that they would annihilate It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.