A Boring Jerk

A Boring Jerk needed a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

A Boring Jerk wanted a set square to throw. It might have been an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square having that done to it

A Boring Jerk desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Jerk often carried a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

A Boring Jerk wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny to share. It might be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.