A Exceptional Jerk

A Exceptional Jerk searched for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. One might say this is a strange idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Exceptional Jerk needed a pen that they would occasionally share. It was an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

A Exceptional Jerk craved for a stapler that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.

A Exceptional Jerk craved for a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Exceptional Jerk carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.