My Big Jerk

My Big Jerk always carried a set square that they liked to break. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Jerk desperately needed a bag of flour that they would worship. It was considered to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

My Big Jerk carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

My Big Jerk desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would smash. It might have been an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

My Big Jerk owned a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing opted for.

My Big Jerk craved for a bottle of wine to hug. It might be a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.