My Troubled Jerk

My Troubled Jerk desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to worship. This is certainly an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Jerk wanted a condom that they sometimes share. It might have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Jerk wanted a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Troubled Jerk always had with them a melon that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

My Troubled Jerk craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.