My Jolly Jerk

My Jolly Jerk needed a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

My Jolly Jerk always had with them a tomato that they sometimes share. It might be a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

My Jolly Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Jerk desired a helmet to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A helmet of all things.

My Jolly Jerk needed a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

My Jolly Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke to play with. It is a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.