The Unusual Jerk

The Unusual Jerk found a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Unusual Jerk craved for a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sponge is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Jerk often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Unusual Jerk wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Unusual Jerk owned a mug that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Jerk searched for a little monkey that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.