The Lucky Jerk

The Lucky Jerk needed a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Lucky Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would often play with. It is a fairly original undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Jerk desperately looked for a stapler to share. This seems a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Lucky Jerk needed a sponge that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A sponge is the item to choose.

The Lucky Jerk always had with them a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Jerk often carried a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was stunning. A helmet was the item that was selected.