My Dodgy Jerk

My Dodgy Jerk desperately desired a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It was a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Dodgy Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often worship. It was an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This seems a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Jerk carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Jerk owned a stapler that they would often throw. This might appear to be an original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.