The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk had a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Green Jerk desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Green Jerk carried a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Jerk always had with them a can of Tango that they would play with. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Jerk often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Green Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it