His Exciting Jerk

His Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Jerk craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Exciting Jerk wanted a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is fun. A condom is the item to choose.

His Exciting Jerk needed a crown that they liked to smash. It should have been a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

His Exciting Jerk found a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

His Exciting Jerk desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.