Their Fat Jerk

Their Fat Jerk needed a vibrator that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Their Fat Jerk looked for a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Jerk often carried a set of lego that they would share. It would have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was epic. A set of lego was the chosen thing.

Their Fat Jerk desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Their Fat Jerk always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Jerk desired a porno magazine that they would often smash. It should be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.